Dutch: Jesus Crust. Blessed be this sandwich, spread with the Jam of Christ and the Peanut Butter of our Lord Almighty. Whose crusts have been cut off to pay forgiveness of our sins. Let us drink the grape juice of Christ, spilt while he hung on the cross because Peter doesn't know how to fucking serve someone sammiches and juice. IN THE NAME OF THE LORD WE PRAY. HEAVEN HAVE MERCY AND FORGIVE US OUR SINS AND DELIVER US AS WE ONCE WERE AS WE TAKE IN THE FRUITS OF OUR SAVIOR. TO DRAIN OUR SINS WE DRINK THIS JUICE, REMINDING US OF PETER FUCKING UP. AND TO FILL OUR BODIES WITH THE GOODNESS OF THE LORD AND REMIND US OF HIS SACRIFICE, WE EAT THESE SANDWICHES SENT FROM YOU
IN JESUS' NAME, AND WITH HIS SAMMICHES, WE PRAY
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Alex: WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT THE FUCKING THING ALREADY? OR SO HELP ME I WILL FUCKING EAT YOU AND IT.