//OOC: Audition video released hehe
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Jeeeeesus, how many broads are getting hitched this month? Dutch had thought as he stepped onto the elevator at the down-trodden Inn of his next appointment.
He checked his agenda on his phone, the bride's name this go-around was Julia. He committed it to memory. God forbid someone should mention it and he stand, stupified. It's best to just be prepared.
*ding*
He stepped off the elevator, heading to room 324 where there was confetti sprinkled outside the door frame. He paused for a moment, getting into "character" before entering. Apparently this chick had a priest kink, they had him pull out the old costume, he very seldom got a call for anything other than a paramedic or police officer Strip-O-Gram.
He sauntered in, not bothering to knock on the propped door, the ladies were waiting.
"Ooooh Roooomaan!" a woman called to him, pushing the play button on a stereo CD player. Roman was his work name, helped keep work and home life separated.
That was his cue.
A few dances, a bunch of dollars, he could do this. He did it often enough, but honestly it was a strain on him, he worked this job a bit every now and then, during peak wedding season and Valentine's when people would send him as gag gifts to their co-workers. He made quick money and then took breaks, long breaks to recoup from the degrading feeling he always got afterwards. He felt like a cheap hooker.
He was gyrating in front of Julia who was wearing a toilet paper wedding gown, one of the games they had him participate in.
That part was actually fun. He loved it when they included him in more than just the dancing.
The bride's groom busted through the door...
This is a new one... he was angry, maybe he didn't like that there was a guy getting ready to rip off his holy velcro'd priest pants in front of his wife's face.
But whoah, he shouldn't be THAT angry. This dude is tripping out.Dutch jumped back as the man bit his future sister-in-law, the man was diving over the table in the middle of the room, the one full of presents. Dutch tended to avoid violence all through his life, he had only been in one fight during the angrier period of his life. It ended with them both in the hospital and he knew he would never ever do that to another person, it was awful.
But now, in this situation, he grabbed the serving knife off of the cake stand and held it en guard outstretched towards the madman.
"You back the fuck away from them. NOW." He yelled at the man, tapping into his threatening voice, the one he used to have to use with his dealer, before they came to an.... understanding back in the day. Seeing that his words had no effect on the man, he began pushing the women out the door, swinging the cake server wildly to hold him off. It was too late for the first one attacked, she lay in a pile of ribbon and cellophane. Dead. He rounded the room and ran away, dialing 911 and getting no answer.
He jammed the elevator button, urging it to rise, pushing it again and again, frantically glancing towards the confetti door. Towards the screams. Another woman had been trapped in his jaws when he exited. He just... he couldn't bring himself to stab the man. He saw it flash through his mind's eye a thousand times over.
Stab him, slice him up Dutch, do it, do it. But he couldn't.
He was a coward, he knew, and he only felt a little shame. He was still in character for the job. Stoic Roman, doesn't give a shit.
He tucked the triangular blade between his belt and his skin, it wasn't very sharp but it was something. He was sure that... well he was mostly certain that if it came down to his life or another's he'd use that knife. Surely he could do it.
Giving up on the elevator he slammed through the stairwell door, grabbing the rail and swinging himself to the lower level. He ran down to the first floor from there, towards Emergency Exit 'cause he still doesn't give a shit. The phone in his dress shoe was digging in wrong, that's the only place to keep it when the rest of your clothing rips right off.
He pushed open the heavy Emergency Exit door, it was darker outside than he expected.
Outside he heard car alarms and yelling. He ran to his car, if this was a riot he would be the first to get the hell out of it. Probably sports fanatics again.
He locked his car doors, removed the knife and tossed it into the seat. He grabbed a joint from between the seats and lit up, taking in a heavy puff to calm his nerves. What he had just seen....... what he had just let happen..... He shook it off. He didn't owe those women anything. He got most of them out anyways. He was an object to them, an object that got itself out of that room before it got gutted.
His hands shook as he sped away, heading towards his home. He ran out of gas in front of the prestigious Hotel Delgata.
Clouds were thickening overhead and the sound of thunder boomed above the world.
"Great, I can't even afford to take a piss in this place."
Just as he said it an elderly woman slammed, running at full speed, into the side of his car, making him drop the joint on his lap, scorching him through the black fabric. He fumbled to pick it up before it started to blaze, snuffed it out and tucked it behind his ear. He honked the horn, one long pissy blare.
"Dammit! Come on WOMAN! Watch it! Your fat fucking ass left a dent in my car!" He stepped out to confront her, not realizing that to everyone else he looked like a cursing preacher. He hated violence, but confrontation was another deal. He spoke his mind and right now he was pissed and confused. His eyes were red now, stress, smoke, and anger all building up in his blood vessels.
Those eyes widened when he realized she was like the man. She had the same look in her eyes. Vacant, hungry, angry.
He dove back into the driver's seat and shut the door, he grabbed the cake knife and tumbled out the passenger door on the opposite side. He ran towards the Hotel doors as fast as his feet would carry him, rushed through the lobby and into the broken elevator. He pushed the close door button but the box wouldn't carry him upwards. He sat there, dialing 911 again and again until his phone died.
He banged his head against the mirrored wall as he sat there. His life had gone to the shitter in one hour. One job. He'd probably be a murder suspect now, and there was a street full of witnesses to his questionable character. The screaming priest. That would make good headlines.
He saw the no smoking sign, a mandatory mar upon the hotel's carefully planned aesthetic. He lit up in defiance, using his last
to do the job. He tilted his head back and inhaled, he would just sit tight until the coppers came for him, hot boxing in an elevator of the ritziest hotel in the city.
Not bad. he thought.
The lights flickered and then stayed off.
"REALLY? Holy hell. The pinlight on the end of his pot was the only thing lighting the tiny room, mirrored from all sides like a firefly floating in front of him.
"Hey, Dutch, listen!" he could almost picture it calling out to him, a certain video game faerie coming to mind.
He noticed the slight glow of the emergency button and the rough outline of a small compartment beside it.
He shuffled himself over to it, careful to inhale so as to keep his last light-up going. He pried open the compartment and reached his hand inside, what could he lose? He pulled out what felt like a pretty heavy
and a single
. This would come in handy if he was stuck in this box much longer, but for now he just sat back, watching the faerie dance.